Bumfuckbuggerydoublebollocks.

What a downer. What an absolute shower.

But then if we can't even beat a two-bit Serbian club over two hours at the former Fortress St James, then we don't deserve to be even thinking about the Champions League.

It's not been a good start to the season. Although I still have great faith in dear Sir Bobby, I think he was too complacent over the summer. One former wunderkind journeyman cockney thug was never going to be enough. I get the feeling not everyone's happy at NUFC either. Something has to change.

Still, at least now we can concentrate on our league challenge. Maybe.

I need chocolate...