15.4.07

Hold the NIBs column!

The first in an occasional series in which an award-winning journalist scratches the cheap paint job off overpriced stories to bring you the headlines other members of the Fourth Estate really wanted to publish.

Hot girl back on market
* Huge blow to noble gene pool
*
"Shit or get off the pot," heir told
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Everybody else is doing it, so why don't we
* Show me the money. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

And yes, the BBC also covered the story in great depth. (Obligatory gallery of Kate Middleton looking fantastic here.)

NB: NIB is industry speak for News In Brief
Disclaimer: Assumptions about nature of awards made at reader's own risk. Alternative headlines not sourced from publications to which they link.
Hey, can't a bloke cover his arse once in a while?

4 comments:

Murphy Jacobs said...

*snerk*

Ben said...

Um, snerk?

Murphy Jacobs said...

Sort of a snorty chuckle sneer thing, which means "oh that's evil funny, that is."

snerk. See?

Ben said...

Ah, that's what I'd hoped. Thank you. Mission accomplished then! ;)