Five songs that should really never have been recorded
Come on Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners
You Get What You Give - The New Radicals
Sit Down - James
Young at Heart - The Bluebells
Damn it, there's another along these lines which has eluded me whenever I've been in the vicinity of a keyboard. There will be a prize for the first person to correctly identify the offending tune.

Why do I hate them? Because everyone loves them. And I don't get them. And they make me grind my teeth. Which makes everyone else wrong.

(The contents of this statement are facts and therefore non-negotiable)